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Joslyn James, one of the many women claiming to have hooked up with Tiger Woods, has decided to release more than 100 personal messages that Tiger allegedly sent to her. To say these "sexting" messages are XXX would be an understatement. On her website, sextingjosylnjames.com, nothing apparently is off limits. Here are just a couple of those very graphic love notes:

I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you. Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity. OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you. Another text dated September 8, 2009, refers to his situation at home: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight." The phrase "parent hood melt down :)" is included in there, too. The last message, dated October 4, 2009 says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k." Tiger didn't take his mind completely away from his sport. In the messages, he did references a few golf tournaments. See which ones he names after the jump! The following events were mentioned in the texts: The BMW Championship, Buick Open and Bridgestone Invitational. Tiger Woods happened to win all three of these tournaments.

Porn star Joslyn James has released explicit text messages that she claims were sent to her by Tiger Woods.

And when we say the messages are explicit, we aren't kidding. They get pretty graphic quickly which caused several people to spit coffee all over their computer monitors in disbelief.

You can check them out on www.sextingjoslynjames.com but you have been warned. Put down your coffee/red bull/water/croissanwich before reading them.

A former porn actress who says she had a three-year intimate relationship with Tiger Woods posted text messages online Thursday that she says the golfer sent her last year.

Joslyn James, one of the porn stars that Tiger Woods bedded (no not that one, the the now-redheaded one who did a press conference with Gloria Allred) has gone public with the text messages that Tiger sent her. She set up a website, SextingJoslynJames.com, which messages allegedly from Tiger. The website wasn’t loading the many times I tried to check it, but TMZ has the details and they’re damning. (As if any additional details in the Tiger Woods scandal could be damning at this point. Unless a video and/or photos come out, this is pretty much par for the course now.) We only have the messages Tiger sent Joslyn and don’t know what she sent him first, but if she was baiting him it worked. Tiger was nasty and talked about golden showers, choking, and threeways. We’ve already seen Tiger’s messages to Jamie Jungers, and those were sexual but not that bad, probably because Jamie wasn’t so into sexting. Joslyn probably was, though:

Joslyn James pulled the trigger on her website, splashing more than 100 text messages Tiger Woods allegedly sent her — and the messages hit topics that include slapping, choking, three-ways and golden showers.

The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? … just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

It’s interesting … Joslyn has omitted the messages she sent to Tiger, so we don’t know what she said that may have egged him on.

And then there’s this, on September 8, 2009: “Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight.” That text is followed by “parent hood melt down :)”

And the last message is dated October 4, 2009. It says, “Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k.”

For the record, Tiger references golfing in three different tournaments in the texts: The Buick Open, Bridgestone Invitational, and BMW Championship — he won all three.

[From TMZ]

I kind of like how Joslyn waited to release these until she could stand out in a sea of mistresses with similar evidence. She should have waited until the Masters in two weeks, though, and done it early that morning on the start day in order to steal Tiger’s comeback thunder. I hope that someone tells Elin about this and has her read the messages. If she’s wavering as to whether she’ll buy Tiger’s excuses this might help her make a firm decision.

Tiger Woods liked it rough. Really rough. Supposedly reformed porn actress Joslyn James, who claims to have been Woods' "full-time mistress," posted on the Web Thursday a batch of sexually explicit text messages that the disgraced golfer hoped nobody would ever see.

Tiger Woods sexting porn star Joslyn James

Tiger Woods’ mistress Joslyn James has released (sexting) text messages that Tiger sent her over a period of time.

The sexting text messages are graphic and creepy! Tiger texts Joslyn about doing her in the pooper, golden showers, threesomes and slapping/ choking her. Sometimes he is lovey-dovey and other times he is majorly sexed up.Ê But the last text message is pure anger and disgust!

Joslyn James is an attention wh*re who is only doing this to get her name out there. She is a dirty ass porn star, seriously, who cut her hair took her makeup off and tried to look all sweet and innocent during her press conference with Gloria Allred. But if you Google the tramp you’ll see just how dirty this chick is.

Check out her “at work” versus at the press conference where she blames Tiger for everything and takes no responsibility for having sex with him..

Anyhow, here are the sexting text messages sent from Tiger to Joslyn:

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Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:

Heading back from the course now.

Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:

How close are you

Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:

I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i

Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:

n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you

Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:

Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.

Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009:

Just let me know when you are headed down

Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009:

What time is car picking you up tomorrow

Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:

Yes

Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009:

Did you get lost. Door is open

Tiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009:

What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back

Tiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:

Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after

Tiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:

Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)

Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:

Hurry:)

Read the rest of the raunchy text messages after the cut!

Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:

I’m glad you came out

Tiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:

Awesome baby. Be Safe

Tiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009:

Thank you sexy

Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:

In ohio playing

Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:

I told you im playing these two weeks

Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:

In about a month

Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:

Maybe sooner. Can’t talk now. Will text when i can

Tiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009:

Me to

Tiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009:

I hope not. So you have been with others huh since

Tiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009:

I hope so

Tiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009:

Not a bad thing thinking about me

Tiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009:

I totally agree

Tiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009:

In conn

Tiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009:

Ditto

Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009:

I like when you do that to me

Tiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009:

Ditto sexy

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:

I want to be deep inside you

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009:

Maybe in two weeks in chicago

Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:

I need that so bad

Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:

Now:)

Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:

Me to. I would wear you out

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:

I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:

In a week. I will try to wear you out

Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:

Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:

You didnt answer the question

Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:

Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:

Does that excite you at all or no

Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:

God girl. You better want to take care of me

Tiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009:

You do. Need more of it

Tiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009:

of you

Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:

I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:

You are my f***ing wh*re

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:

Hold you down while i choke you …

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:

Then im going to tell you to shut the F*ck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:

Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:

Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine

Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009:

Whatever else turns you on

Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:

You tell me what you like

Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:k

You are. Always will be. Don’t trust people

Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:

But you still have not told me what turns you on

Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:

I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:

I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:

For years. And punish you for not seeing me more

Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:

I want you to beg for my c*ck. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:

We will see how bad you want me

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:

Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f*ck you till mercy

Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:

Was playing sexy

Tiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009:

Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed

Tiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009:

I land at 930 or 10 monday night

Tiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009:

Great. What time so you land

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009:

I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009:

Midway

Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009:

I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again

Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:

You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523….

Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009:

Did you get my text with all the info

Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009:

I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston

Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009:

I have to check in to get the room

Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009:

I should get there before you anyways

Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009:

In about 3 hours

Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009:

I will be there before you for sure

Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:

You just make sure you take care of me when you get here

Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009:

Great

Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:

Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat

Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009:

I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early

Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009:

How close are you

Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:

What do you want to eat

Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:

Anything simple

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:

No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich

Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009:

How close

Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:

Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to

get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.

Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:

Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here

Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:

Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears

Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:

Are you close to being ready

Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:

Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now

Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:

There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful

Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:

Room358

Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:

Make it ok

Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009:

Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy

Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009:

Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of

Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009:

So when can i have that ass again

Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009:

I will be back in a couple hours

Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:

I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:)

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:

Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:

Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:

Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Maybe

Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:

I will be over in 10mins

Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:

Why dont you come over here now instead

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009:

Enter thru room 360. Its next door

Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:

Hurry so i come in that ass

Tiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009:

Let me know when you leave your room

Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009:

You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way

Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:

Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight

Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:

Parent hood melt down:)

Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009:

How much was your flight

Tiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009:

Sh*t i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700

Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:

Great thing is we have a life time of this

Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:

I know that. Thats why i wont do that.

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:

Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing

that. You have to understand people love to tal

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:

k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much

it upsets me when its not true. My life is a

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:

fish bowl

Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:

Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously

Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:

This has been a total sh*t trip. Im sorry i f***ed up last night. And this sh*t. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:

Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything

Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:

I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:

Don’t F**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F*ck

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Bombshell McGee isn't the only trick releasing text messages from their married celebrity fuck buddy. Porn star Joslyn James, a member of Tiger Woods' harem, has devoted an entire website (via TMZ) to the sext messages he sent her during their affair. Since The Insider has already maxed out their budget for Tiger's whores, this is what Joslyn needs to do in order to keep the silicone in her implants fresh.

Most of the text messages are secret agent instructions for Joslyn. Tiger tells her what hallways to use to get to his hotel room, and when to leave, etc... It's all covert and shit. It's like the porn version of Alias. Anias.

In dirtier messages, Tiger calls Joslyn his whore and tells her that he wants to choke her out, slap her ass, bite her body and pull her hair. You know, basically the same kind of text messages your boss writes you when you're running late to work.

If you need a side of freak with your lunch, the nastier text messages are after the jump. Who knew Tiger was a turkey sandwich kind of dude? I figured he was strictly roast beef. JUMP!

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The former porn star confessed in a recent press conference that she had left the porn business because of Tiger and his promises of eternal love. Joslyn also demanded a personal and public apology from the golfer after his cool and detached speech at a PGA news conference last month.

Joslyn James aka Veronica Siwik-Daniel PICTURES HERE>>

WARNING: Joslyn will released more than 100 text messages - the texts are extremely graphic!! Stay tuned…

Tiger Woods GRAPHIC Kinky Sexual Texts To Joslyn James READ HERE>>

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The Tiger Woods text messages are all the rage right now.

I’m sure you read them on other websites like Deadspin, but there was one particular message that interested me…

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Now I have one question for you…

Does Tiger Woods have a small package?

I mean, I know she’s a porn star, but unless she’s sporting a bear cave, it should be possible…

…Right?

Who knows. I might be reading too much into this. What do you think?

Tiger Woods Text Messages

tiger woods - joslyn james [HMG] – Former porn actress, Joslyn James who has previously said she dated Tiger Woods for over a year, is looking to extend her time in the spotlight I guess or sees some angle to cash in.

Born Veronica Siwik-Daniels 39-years ago in Las Vegas, the lady who starred as ‘Joslyn James’ in more than twenty porn films is set to offer proof in the form ofÊ perhaps 100 text messages, sent by Tiger during their [alleged] year-long affair.

James will release a ton of stuff at 11 AM ET — including scores of never-before-seen extremely graphic textÊ messages from Tiger — on the website www.sextingjoslynjames.com. Joslyn acquired the domain name two weeks ago, according to TMZ.Ê Why the heck she thinks this is necessary is beyond me.

Meanwhile there have been recent reports that Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren cannot get over the fact that Woods’ alleged sex partners included porn stars. RadarOnline reported that Nordegren has at “many times” told her husband, “You slept with a porn star!” Actually there was allegedly more than one but this new situation is not gonna help matters. We reported here yesterday that Elin has been meeting with lawyers again so

Click here to read Tiger's Porn Star Lady To Reveal Filthy Text Messages Today

We apologize again for giving this awful woman a platform. Joslyn James AKA Veronica Siwik-Daniels will begin her own March Madness and unleash sextingjoslynjames.com at 11 a.m. to prove to the world that Tiger used to bone her. [NYPOST] More »

Tiger Woods Texts Joslyn James Texts

In the aftermath of numerous affairs, sex rehab and the latest announcement regarding his return to pro golf, Tiger Woods‘ life appeared to be getting back on track.Ê Unfortunately for him, it looks like there is another bump in the road because today at 11:00 a.m. ET, things are about to get juicy once again in the Tiger saga.

Alleged Tiger mistress, porn star Joslyn James is ready to let the world know what their relationship was like.Ê This afternoon on www.sextingjoslyn.com, she will display text messages and other revealing items from her time with the golfer.

James purchased the clever domain name and is proclaiming, “It’s time to tell the truth about Tiger.”Ê Our guess is that she didn’t get enough time in front of the media the last go round, and with his return to golf, she thought she’d put herself out there once again.

Woods announced last week, after a five month break from golf, that he will make his return debut by playing in the Masters on April 8th in Augusta.